就算你是教會中人，都可能很討厭有人向你說教，更何況是硬銷的國民教育？贊成的請舉手。
澳洲墨爾本的地鐵公司Melbourne Metro ，就十分知情識趣，為了教導國民鐵路安全，小心意外生，於是以講反話的超負面手法，告訴大家，這個世界，想笨笨地去死的方法，其實多如恒河細沙，何苦要在地鐵中意外地死得不明不白呢？
廣告中(其實是長達三分零三秒的MV)，你會見到多頭造型可愛的卡通角色，因為一些笨到不能可以更笨的方法，相繼身首異處，逐一死去。
但千笨萬笨，還不及在地鐵中意外地死去更笨。
歌曲風格輕快清新，歌詞幽默抵死，主唱單位Tangerine Kitty在iTunes上發行此曲24小時，立即登上Top 10，這是「奉政府諭」的國民教育訊息，本來無多少人會願意聽，但現在卻成為了流行歌謠，你更可直接稱之為成功的病毒營銷(Viral Marketing)。
我不知道那班明光社或其他反安樂死大聯盟的衛道之士等一干人等，會否提出抗議或投訴，但這個廣告，對於80或90後，相信會尤其湊效，大家又覺得如何？
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha baitDumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pieDumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding placeDumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possiblyDumbest ways to die ie
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to dieBe safe around trains. A message from Metro.