Dumb Ways To Die 笨笨地去死 方法隨得你

就算你是教會中人,都可能很討厭有人向你說教,更何況是硬銷的國民教育?贊成的請舉手。

澳洲墨爾本的地鐵公司Melbourne Metro ,就十分知情識趣,為了教導國民鐵路安全,小心意外生,於是以講反話的超負面手法,告訴大家,這個世界,想笨笨地去死的方法,其實多如恒河細沙,何苦要在地鐵中意外地死得不明不白呢?

廣告中(其實是長達三分零三秒的MV),你會見到多頭造型可愛的卡通角色,因為一些笨到不能可以更笨的方法,相繼身首異處,逐一死去。

但千笨萬笨,還不及在地鐵中意外地死去更笨。

歌曲風格輕快清新,歌詞幽默抵死,主唱單位Tangerine Kitty在iTunes上發行此曲24小時,立即登上Top 10,這是「奉政府諭」的國民教育訊息,本來無多少人會願意聽,但現在卻成為了流行歌謠,你更可直接稱之為成功的病毒營銷(Viral Marketing)。

我不知道那班明光社或其他反安樂死大聯盟的衛道之士等一干人等,會否提出抗議或投訴,但這個廣告,對於80或90後,相信會尤其湊效,大家又覺得如何?

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

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So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

 

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